DO YOU WANT TO TRY THE SCORPION VODKA?

GUARANTEED TO LEAVE YOU SHAKEN AND URGE.......

As you can see, Scorpion Vodka contains a walloping great scorpion. And it's not just any old scorpion. This particular pickled arachnid has been specially bred in southern China and is totally safe to eat.

Reference: http://www.firebox.com/product/1468/Scorpion-Vodka